Knitting at Weddings

I recently read a little humorous book called "At Knit's End: Meditations for Women who Knit Too Much" by Stephanie Pearl-McPhee (aka The Yarn Harlot). One of the "meditations" says:

You know you knit too much when...

You take knitting to a wedding in case there's a little time before the bride comes down the aisle.

Double points if you are the bride.

I showed that to Dave. He laughed, so I asked if I could do that on our wedding day. Unfortunately, he said no...